Week 1

So, the girls and had a summit meeting and came up with our Do's and Don'ts for the week.

Do's:

Drink One bottle of water before you drink a soda (I know that you are probably thinking we shouldn't even be drinking soda. Why is it that in the dieting world people say soda like some peoples say cocaine?)

Eat at least 2 fruits a day (This one will be easy for me because I love fruit like a fat kid loves cake. :D It will be harder for J because she thinks that fruit is a tool of Satan)

Eat 2 snacks a day. (Another difficult thing for me to do. I have a busy job and trying to find time between girl drama and cat fights to stop and eat a damn apple will be about as likely as me actually being able to stop said drama and cat fights)


Don't:

Drink more than 3 cans of soda a day (In our line of work caffeine is King and we need it. Don't judge. It's so unattractive.)

Eat any candy. (Sugar is also big around these parts. You try getting through our day without a Starburst)

Eat any Fast Food. (Did you notice earlier when I said I don't cook? How am I supposed to feed myself? le sigh.... ((btw, we've defined Fast Food as any restaurant with a Drive-Thru))...and I so wanted a Breakfast Burrito from Sonic this morning. *pout*)

We also have Exercise Goals for the week (Can you tell I'm not overly enthusiastic about this part?)

J has decided that we will run these really heinous stairs that we have at our job. Five times. (One time=up and down.) I don't think there are words to describe these stairs fully. I go up them once and I'm ready for a nap and a cookie. But, I'm doing it. Go me!

K idea was 10 pushups. I had to ask if I could do girl push ups because there is way too much of me for my under-used arm muscles to hold up. So, we'll see if I can do this one.

And my brilliant idea was 15 sit ups. Cuz I'm pretty sure that's all I can do before I curl into a ball and cry for my mommy.

So, this is the plan. I just finished my lovely lunch of lean ham and yummy wheat bread sandwhich and a handful of potato chips (how can 13 chips have 150 calories?) and then I will go on my break and then come back and run up and down stairs while my mind pictures the horrible things I could do to my friends.  But I'll still love them while I hurt them. :D


Peace out, kids!